buncrana elysium - pee-updates

Rules:

23:58

You're allowed to say "just peed"

23:58

Nothing else

King Buddyfriend pinned a message to this channel. 11/04/2020 11:58 PM

just peed

Just peed

I didn't come here for weakness

00:19

Give me shite

Ben this is pee updates

10:45

A more relaxing alternative to poo updates

10:46

Lofi vibes n all

Sweet

Just peed

how was it

Woah

19:45

I like this place

19:45

Lofi pee

Hell yeah

19:59

Just straight up vibes

might have peed today

I peed

Need to pee

17:01

Have yet to do so today

i peed once today

same

I f i drink blue liquid all day will i only pee blue for the day?

had a really good pee the other day

23:05

probs 9/10

blood

22:49

help

Oho!

23:45

Excellent!

haven't peed in a few days

Nice

20:58

I didnt pee all of yesterday

Had a smelly piss today

i am going to do No Dick December. just gonna. lop my dick off. it is gone now

Because I was in Dublin and I didnt want to use a public mens bathroom

Wasn't great gotta drink more water

i have finished 2 water bottles today

Just peed

Proof?

I flushed the toilet

22:07

And I dont really want to show my dick, sorry

22:07

I will take pictures next time (edited)

Good.

i

22:12

did not pee

22:12

https://twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT/status/1334643142054858753?s=09

Carson (@CallMeCarsonYT)

I peed.

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poggers

One might even say

23:42

Gnoggers

23:42

indeed

23:42

or perhaps

23:42

There is a second luci champ emote?

Linoggers

Marceline

There is a second luci champ emote?

you keep spelling linus wrong

Gunks

Linoggers

Lucioggers*

Notgungus

you keep spelling linus wrong

No you spelt luci wrong

you are 14 and you have school tomorrow i think it is past your bedtime young lady

Fr

Grrrrrrr

hehe

23:47

pwned

on my way to pee

00:32

I have arrived at the bathroom

00:33

currently peeing

00:33

done

00:33

toilet is flushing

00:33

toilet has finished flushing

00:33

will now commence hand washing

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hands have been washed

00:35

this concludes my pee update

I peed at the football game

I peed on the football game

#pee-updates

My pee is red

do cis girls pee?

No

20:14

They dont have a dick how could they?

People who cant urinate normally have a pee bag attached to them I think

Marceline

They dont have a dick how could they?

jesse told me on the playground today that his older cousin said they do it out of their butthole

This is fake news

21:53

You pee out of your ear

what the fuck no you don't

That's what my friend Josh said to me

22:02

And my friend is not a liar

hmm

22:04

well

22:04

fair enough then!

who actually coming to da movington night

20:47

not a whole lot of activity in here

Me

20:47

I think

20:48

Not 100% sure

My pee is red

yo, nice

15:42

mine's the colour of irn bru

Mines Blue

King Buddyfriend

Mines Blue

woah how do you make it blue

Gater ade

fascinating

I don't pee anymore

Good

how has your christmases been gamers and women

Gamer

are you stating your gender or describing your christmas?

He says he gamer but I've yet to see him add me on miiverse

damn

16:36

that's low

boutta have a post-bath pee!

Pee in the bath

23:28

Coward

what the

23:28

no

23:28

i aint marinating in my own piss

23:28

i'll piss in the shower any day but a bath piss is where i draw the line kiddo

PooC

person of of colour?

PooCee

what pray tell does that mean

Pussy

i wish

U r one

23:31

Piss marination is some of the most at ease I've ever felt

but it negates the entire point of having a bath to begin with!

23:34

baths are for cleansing, not dirtying!

23:34

you rapscallion!

Whats dirty about piss

it is literally bodily waste

23:40

there is little that is not dirty about it!

23:43

guys

23:43

this is huge news

23:44

my new keyboard's macro keys lets me produce an entire guile pog in one button press!

23:44

this is truly epic guile_pog

23:46

This calls for a

00:13

01:57

is pee meant to have the consistency of toothpaste

Oh no

is it not?

Not typically no

hoho! then my pee is one of a kind!

12:57

epic!

Not necessarily sure that's a good thing

isn't being yourself always good

No

14:00

Especially when you're cringe

toothpaste pee is not cringe

14:02

you're just jealous you don't have it

I am absolutely not

thats totally something a jealous person would say but go off sis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmlyFppEns&ab_channel=tivs14vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmlyFppEns&ab_channel=tivs14

tivs14

te espero en mi casa en babydoll, ven jugamo' fifa, mete el gol (L...

Just took a piss.

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16gb of Aram (Arab/Aram), you can't use that.

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Facts

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https://discord.com/invite/zMFCTej

Seth

reddit moment!!!!!

@MorbCaster(sex/morbius)

Yeah

no not you, the other friendcaster

Ah fuck sorry

Us (Michael Landon, 2019)

Click to see attachment 🖼️

I keep going out of my way to come back to this video

Yeah @Notgungus

can u get me smth from waffle house

Yeah

14:24

What you want

a single waffle

Okay

thanks

https://twitter.com/21st_memes/status/1390368968376872960?s=19

21st Century Memes (@21st_memes)

https://t.co/ViNmF1kjlb

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haven't peed in 3 weeks

Good way to be

when you get your penis removed and don't need to pee anymore

that bottom surgery gonna be OP for real

If pee is stored in the balls then doesn't it just fall out of girls

i hear they've an anatomical urine recycling system that is able to convert the urine back into water

19:22

and the cycle repeats itself

19:22

therefore they never pee

Kinda like veggietales,

19:24

?

suppose it'd be like that aye

Ah cool

the reason bottom surgeries take so long is because they have to lab grow and then install said anatomical system inside your body to accommodate for your new lack of balls

19:28

in fact, that's what most of the procedure is

19:29

the actual genital replacement only takes like 10 minutes

I love it when my LGBTQAPI+ friends take the time out of their day to educate me on things I don't understand

please, the pleasure is all mine

currently peeing my pants

02:19

the floor is soaking wet

mmmmm

Jesus christ that reads like something someone with a piss fetish would say

Marceline

https://twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT/status/1334643142054858753?s=09

didn't this just age like a fine milk

Just cause he's a pedo?

yes

That's pretty pedophobic

you are right my apologies

urine test time

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